Driving Tips
Published on Tuesday 30 September 2003
Can you sue someone for loss of finance, due to them suing you? I bet you can. You can now take legal action for anything. The whole world is sick! I understand that someone's takeing action against the police after their son/brother killed themselves crashing into a tree while being chased. Harsh, but who is to blame? A chase has to involve someone running away does it not? Crashing into a tree has to involve poor driving does it not? I should know, I've just passed my theory test.
Question 4:
You are driving at 78mph towards a tree, while being chased be police
officers. What is the correct procedure? (Hint: Number 3).
- Apply the brakes firmly, and come to a halt, getting arrested.
- Engage the steering wheel to avoid the tree by taking the corner.
- Accelerate towards the tree, kill yourself. This will enable your family to claim £hiploads from the police.
To anyone who hasn't already taken the theory test, no worries. Just learn them signs. Motorway centre flows. Traffic lights. Speed limits.....etc.
This isn't very inspiring stuff.
Pete.
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