Extream Christianity
Published on Tuesday 30 September 2003
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I was just pondering on the subject of life, the world, and everything today...probably during a maths lesson or something, though that's not the point. Anyway, it came to my attention that currently the "Extream Christian" groups out in Jerusalem will now have the embarresing task of dismantelling all their stuff put there for the Jesus landing. Which didn't happen yet, it seems.
The story was that they expected an Appocolypse or something. (Just your standard package, including one messiah, +1000 year reign of peace on earth followed by destruction of everything. Nothing fancy, no frills, you know the score.) So these fokes had it all set up, ready with the biscuits and hot punch for Mr J, crowd control, and even an aptly named "Messiah Cam" to capture the moment on film. I don't know how they knew where to set it all up. I guess they just painted a big "H" on the ground and hoped for the best.
Still, the thing is, he didn't show. No. Didn't even call. What more can I say? Gilted by the son of God. Perhaps even dumped? They didn't think to set up a "Messiah Phone" just in case he had to cancel. However, if I was the son of God, I wouldn't turn up. I think the human race is an ugly munter in the best light.
Needless to say most of these "Extream Christians" were mad Americans. And now they have to sell up in Bethlehem and move back home, where they will be unemployed. Just think; would you employ an appocolypse boy?
Pete.
P.S. "Extream Christianism" sounds like a kind of sport video thing. ("Total blading", Xtreem biker/bungee etc.) You would see priests singing from a little blue book while rollerblading down a giant crucifix on the end of bungee. If wanted to scare myself, personnally I would go for something by Mr Biddle. The books; Ten Top Testicle Talks, and Twently Tall Testicle Tales. Plus the unforgetteble video; Total Testicles. (for Xtreem viewers).
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