Football tactics
Published on Tuesday 15 April 2003
World Cup Tactics... Revealed!
The English Plan
Depending on the wind, the striker's position may vary.
The German Plan
Quick, efficient, unstoppable... ball speed may reach 297km/h.
The Italian Plan
Iron defence, small presence in midfield, pass to striker and... penalty.
The Brazilian Plan
No comment.
The Belgian Plan
They manage to lose the game by themselves, no help needed.
The Spanish Plan
There is no Spanish Plan.
The French Plan
In a plan designed by Roger Lemerre, they try all possible hypothesis. Note the player in the midfield trying to play by himself.
The Portuguese Plan
The black dot is not the ball, it is the referee.
The Scottish Plan
Give the World Cup a miss.
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