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Hello Mr Fry

I soon found Mr Fry, from "Fry and Wood's", the shop that sells audio goods.-I gave him a high five, said "Hi, Fry, I'd like to buy a hi-fi."-He said I'd have to speak to Mr Wood, but told me one was very good.-"Hmmm," I said "the price! It's so high...

30 September 2003

Gawain And The Witch

Hundreds of years ago, while fighting off the Saxons who were invading his-country, the young King Arthur was ambushed and imprisoned by the Saxon leader,-Lord Osric. Osric could have killed him, but was moved by Arthur's-youthful happiness. So he ...

30 September 2003

Fishing And Fishermen

Come on! Again, profound this time. I sit here and think. I-want to solve all my problem by thinking. Life isn't so simple, but if I-could solve all my problems by doing one thing...what would it be?-Fishing.-Oh, very profound.-Yes! fishing coul...

30 September 2003

Extream Christianity

To only my most exclusive mailing list,-I was just pondering on the subject of life, the world, and everything-today...probably during a maths lesson or something, though that's not the-point. Anyway, it came to my attention that currently the "Extr...

30 September 2003

Ode To A Dung Beetle

Why do humans look so uninteresting? They're so.. humanoid. There's-just too much humany humaness going on round here. Don't get me wrong now,-I'm not bored with humans or anything, and I wouldn't have them any other way,-it's just the human form ...

30 September 2003