The Smith Network is brought back on-line and is now broadcasting to a larger,-and more reluctant network than ever before. The Smith Network asks anyone-who would complain, to not.-Investigating on the frontiers of science, as ever, the Smith Netwo...

30 September 2003

Here in Shipston there have been strange happenings afoot. With the Smith-Network fully online I should be finally able to control the situation. It-has come to my attention that in Shipston there is a new phenomonem breaking-out. I have named it ...

30 September 2003

Tommorrow's news today-Santa step this way, we have something to announce. We've been-considering your position for some time, Mr Claus, but I'm afraid we've had to-rule in favour of France and Germany again, because here at the EU we hate-you. Mr ...

30 September 2003

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.-If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?-The main reason Santa is so jolly is because he knows where all the bad-girls live.-I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, "W...

30 September 2003

10 Warning Signs You May Be Technologically Impaired-Being technologically challenged or impaired is nothing to be ashamed about.-In fact, millions of people suffer from it daily. Many, however, don't-recognize their condition, and unless they talk ...

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