by Rowan Atkinson-And on the third day, there was a marriage in Cana of Galilee. And it came to pass that all the wine was drunk. And the mother of the Jesus said unto the Lord, they have no more wine. And Jesus said unto the servants- "Fill six wate...

14 February 2004

The following is taken from Ship of Fools, the "Magazine of Christian Unrest", and can be found on this page.-Three in a row!-This week we praise the Lord for the overthrow of one of the most dangerous and evil men in the world, the third front of th...

23 October 2003

The Silicon Pines Difference-Nestled among gently rolling hills, Silicon Pines is proud to be the only-Assisted Computing Facility in the world to practice "Degenerative Computing in-Place." We provide a unique blend of housing and personal computin...

30 September 2003 - http://www.satirewire.com/features/siliconpines

"I'm Glad I'm Here!" - A Resident's Story-The dilemma is awesome. But it has to be faced. Should you allow-your loved one to battle on, endure the indignity of being obviously-technologically impaired, and await the inevitable - involuntary commitm...

30 September 2003 - http://www.satirewire.com/features/siliconpines/

The Toughest Decision- Should My Loved One Be Placed In An Assisted Computing Facility?-For family members, it is often the most difficult and painful decision they-will face- to accept that a loved one - a parent, a spouse, perhaps a sibling -is tec...

30 September 2003 - http://www.satirewire.com/features/siliconpines