Dear Girls,-For too long we men have been divided and conquered in the name of equality,-feminism and a host of other bobbins.-No more! The man fights back!! Tell your friends, the 90's man is-dead... Long live the Man of 2002.-Listen up ladies, be...

30 September 2003

Can you sue someone for loss of finance, due to them suing you? I bet you-can. You can now take legal action for anything. The whole world is-sick! I understand that someone's takeing action against the police after-their son-brother killed thems...

30 September 2003

A newly discovered chapter in the Book of Genesis CWV -Completely Wrong-Version- has provided an answer to "Where do pets come from?" The-following is an extract-Adam said, "Lord, when I was in the garden, you walked with me every day. -Now I do not...

30 September 2003

1. I am the Lord thy God- thou shouldst consider me relatively important.-2. Thou shouldst not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, unless-thou art really ticked off and can't think of another way to let off steam.-3. Once in a great while t...

30 September 2003

by Kath O'Neil, Helen Beardsley and Frances Haskell-N- Narrator US- Ugly Sisters C- Cinderella PC- Prince-Charming FG- Fairy Godmother-The five actors stand in a line. Each one steps forward-slowly and lethargically to say their lines once the perso...

30 September 2003