Imagine if people weren't waterproof. Disaster! We would all swell-up like big fat people when it rained, and then shrivel when it was dry.-On really wet days you wouldn't be able to fit into cars, or lifts, or through-particularly narrow gaps of a...

30 September 2003

Adam was walking around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely, so God asked-him, "What's wrong with you now?" -Why is Adam always lonely in these-stories?-Adam replied that he didn't have anyone to talk to. The dog was OK and-fetched sticks and st...

30 September 2003

There is a new virus going around, called "WORK"-. If you receive any sort-of work at all, whether via email, internet or simply handed to you by a-colleague...-DO NOT OPEN IT.-Work has been circulating around our building for months and those who h...

30 September 2003

We have learned to live with voice mail as a necessary part of modern life.-Phone almost any big organisation and you find yourself being invited to follow-a series of instructions, pressing numbers on your telephone key pad as you-go. But have you ...

30 September 2003

Results of a computerised survey indicate that the perfect Vicar preaches for-exactly ten minutes, every time. He works from 8.00 am to midnight and is-also the caretaker. He earns about 60 per week and gives about 50 per-week to the poor- he als...

30 September 2003