Jesus and Satan were having an ongoing argument about who was better on his-computer. They had been going on at it for days, and God was tired of-hearing all the bickering.-Finally, God said, "Cool it! I'm going to set up a test that will run for-t...

30 September 2003

You wake up at the sound of the alarm and you notice that it's Friday the-13th! You stagger into the bathroom, drop the mirror, and bingo! seven years-of bad luck! Friday the 13th alright, it is really going to be your unlucky-day!-During the prepa...

30 September 2003

CHRISTOPHER HOPE was disappointed by the warning he spotted on a gallon-container of the laboratory disinfectant Hibitane. - "Avoid contact with-brain," it told him, thereby spoiling his plans for a fun-filled afternoon drilling-holes in his skull an...

30 September 2003

Compiled by Richard Lederer-It is truly astounding what havoc students can wreak upon the chronicles of the-human race. I have pasted together the following history of the world from-genuine student bloopers collected by teachers throughout the Unit...

30 September 2003

Here are some 'actual' maintenance complaints submitted by US Air Force Pilots and-the replies from the maintenance crews.-P- - Problem -S- - Solution-P- Left inside main tyre almost needs replacement-S- Almost replaced left inside main tyre-P- -2 ...

30 September 2003