Imagine your delight if some top scientist decided to name a disease after-you. I think it happens, but I can't commit myself, so I won't.-Work work work. That's all I ever have a chance to do these days. Gone are-those hours of yesteryear -yestery...

30 September 2003

Int-er - Interviewer Int-ee - Interviewee-Int-er Which letter is repeated twice in the word 'fillet'?-Int-ee Fish.-Int-er So, pick a number between one and six.-Int-ee Eight.-Int-er What creature squirts a smelly unpleasant fluid at its...

30 September 2003

He may forget birthdays and anniversaries, chew with his mouth open and hang out-at a seedy bar with low-lifes, but Homer Simpson is one hell of a father. -This fat, bald cartoon character, who once pawned the TV set so that he could-pay to put his f...

30 September 2003

The other day when I went to a local Christian bookstore I saw a 'Honk If You-Love Jesus' bumper sticker. I was feeling particularly sassy that day-because I had just come from a thrilling choir performance, followed by a-thunderous prayer meeting, ...

30 September 2003

Some of the best nuggets of wisdom from Homer Simpson.-Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or-lose... it's how drunk you get.-Oh, yeah, what are you gonna do? Release the dogs? Or the-bees? Or the dogs with bees ...

30 September 2003