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The Pope vs The Ball

Published by bcg on 7 August 2011 in Culture and Random. 0 Comments Tags: , .

This was in our church notice sheet last week..

The Pope was cruising along the beach in the Pope-mobile when there was a frantic commotion just off-shore. A helpless man, wearing an England rugby shirt, was struggling frantically to free himself from the jaws of a 25-foot long shark.

As the Pope watched in horror, a speedboat pulled up with three men wearing Australian rugby jerseys. One quickly fired a harpoon into the shark's side while the other two reached out and pulled the hapless English fan from the water. Then, using long clubs, the three beat the shark to death and hauled it into the boat.

Immediately the Pope shouted out and summoned them to him, "I give you my blessing for your brave actions. I heard that there was bitter hatred between Australian and English rugby fans, but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true."

As the Pope drove off, the harpooner asked his buddies: "Who was that?"

"It was the Pope," one replied. "He is in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom."

"Well," the harpooner said, "he may have access to God and his wisdom, but he doesn't know anything about shark fishing. Is the bait holding up ok, or do we need to get another one?"

Movie Reviews

Published by bcg on 10 March 2010 in Culture. 0 Comments Tags: , .

I use a couple of movie review sites to get a flavour for a particular film, and I'm starting to think they are actually quite pointless.

Most of them allow you to rate a film out of 5 or 10 stars – or even using a percentage.  Very useful you might think, until you realise that the sheer volume of people using them (1000s) mean that they are pretty much useless.

For example, I just looked through 100 film recommendations on Love Film.com, and almost every single one of them had three stars.  On other sites, I've noticed that movies tend towards exactly that – around 60%.  Why?  You can't give no stars in a rating, so the median rating will always be 3 – and over such a huge number of people, the mean will tend towards that number too.

The best site I've found is Rotten Tomatoes, which collates critics, who are usually a bit more discerning.  The scores there do differ much more.  But even there, you still get wildly different reviews.

All of which tells me, you can't tell how good a film is going to be unless you've seen it.  How profound.

BBC iPlayer Desktop and Snow Leopard

Published by bcg on 9 November 2009 in Culture and Sci & Tech. 6 Comments Tags: , , , , .

Since I upgraded to Snow Leopard (Mac OS X 10.6) I have been unable to download programmes using the BBC iPlayer Desktop.  It worked fine before, but the upgrade killed it.

I tried uninstalling it, removing it using AppCleaner, uninstalling Adobe AIR, restarting etc etc, and eventually just gave up.

Today however I solved the problem!

I uninstalled iPlayer Desktop using AppCleaner, and then deleted the directory:

~/Library/Application Support/Adobe/AIR

Where ~/ is your home directory.

I then went back to the iPlayer website, reinstalled iPlayer Desktop, and now all works fine!

I hope this helps someone else.

Amazing Art

Published by bcg on 3 May 2009 in *Starred and Culture. 0 Comments Tags: .

Now often I find art stupid, rubbish, pretentious, etc etc – I'm sure it's because I don't understand it.

This this is stupendously good – I genuinely couldn't believe my eyes the first time I saw it..

‘Africa Needs God’

Published by bcg on 2 January 2009 in Culture and Quotations. 0 Comments Tags: , , , .

I nearly fell off my chair when I read this article by Matthew Parris.  This is how he ends his article:

To the rural African mind, this is an explanation of why one would not climb the mountain. It's... well, there. Just there. Why interfere? Nothing to be done about it, or with it. Hillary's further explanation – that nobody else had climbed it – would stand as a second reason for passivity.

Christianity, post-Reformation and post-Luther, with its teaching of a direct, personal, two-way link between the individual and God, unmediated by the collective, and unsubordinate to any other human being, smashes straight through the philosphical/spiritual framework I've just described. It offers something to hold on to to those anxious to cast off a crushing tribal groupthink. That is why and how it liberates.

Those who want Africa to walk tall amid 21st-century global competition must not kid themselves that providing the material means or even the knowhow that accompanies what we call development will make the change. A whole belief system must first be supplanted.

And I'm afraid it has to be supplanted by another. Removing Christian evangelism from the African equation may leave the continent at the mercy of a malign fusion of Nike, the witch doctor, the mobile phone and the machete.

Living in the North

Published by bcg on 28 August 2008 in Culture. 0 Comments Tags: , , , , .

So according to this report two weeks ago, all the people who live in the North should move to the South, because regeneration efforts are failing.  To avoid become 'trapped' in poverty, people should move to Oxford, or Cambridge, say.

Of course, all the major parties rubbished it, and the councils of various Northern cities did as well.  David Cameron said it was 'insane'.

Imagine my delight when I read another story today, this time about 'mapping' Britain's 'happiest places'.  It seems Edinburgh comes out bottom – but, in a delicious irony given the story a couple of weeks ago – EIGHT of the top TEN happiest places in Britain are in the North of England or Scotland.

Now, what does that tell you?  It tells me that stupid middle-class think-tanks assume that all that matters is financial well-being.

So, my call to the South is: come up here, it's a much happier place to live!

Films vs. Games

Published by bcg on 15 March 2008 in Culture and Reviews. 0 Comments Tags: , , , .

I was disappointed to see today that the ban on Manhunt 2 has been overturned:

Ban on 'sadistic' video game overturned

The game publisher's argument is that the violence is no worse than, say, a Quentin Tarantino film, or some of what goes on in the TV series 24.  Therefore, they say, an '18′ rating is sufficient.

However I question this.  First of all, I find the violence in Tarantino's films completely over the top.  I have never managed to see one of his films all the way through, because of the violence.

Second, there is an important difference between watching violence, and performing it yourself, as you do in a video game.  I enjoy playing video games, but I find that they affect me far more than violent films, because you are, literally, more involved in what's going on.

Third, a violent film might last two hours (during which time, even in Tarantino, there is respite), but video games are far longer, and it seems Manhunt 2 has little respite:

In its original decision, the BBFC said that Manhunt 2 was distinguished by its "unremitting bleakness and callousness of tone" and that the game "constantly encouraged visceral killing with exceptionally little alleviation or distancing". "There is sustained and cumulative casual sadism in the way in which these killings are committed," the BBFC said.

I would argue in support of BBFC, that violence in video games is different to films, and that the length of time involved, and the lack of respite makes it far worse.

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